you only get duh dick
(Source: cents-of-humor)
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she’s so cute!
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Television: In the criminal justice system--
Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN
LOOOL me
They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.’
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i’m not allowed to date
cus it’s almost summer
